(ahem, Rum and Ganja and bikini)...did not drown in rum...nor smoked so much ganja that i forgot where i lived and failed to make it back to Calgaria.
Ive just been busy, man.
So, in case there was any doubt, I did in fact have an amazing time in Jamaica... and yes, I spent the entire vacation in a bikini. Here are some highlights:

No I was not on Survivor...and no im not lying to you. (ps. Thats my Britany inspired 'weave guard'TM that Im wearing too)

what shapes do you see in my horrible cleavage burn? I see Australia.

YS Falls in south Jamaica. Jer rode a Tarzan swing into this river. I thought it was too scary. So I just posed like a top model.

THE APPLETON RUM PLANTATION!!!! (aka My Disneyland.)

I got excessively drunk in a very short period of time. I blame the 'all you can drink' sample bar.

We went painting shopping at the Fern Gully.

Ate TONS of Jerk Chicken ( this is a dude slow roasting it at a "Jerk Centre" we went to on the side of the road)

Took a Reggae dance class ( and ending up cutting up my foot pretty bad on the floor while I was dancing barefoot...stupid rum.)

Bought some very stylish clothing
And, of course, hung out on the beach

