Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Verrrrrrrrn, quit your pissing and moaning!

Pretty much my fave line from 'Stand By Me'. I have no idea why its in my head right now.

I saw 'Burn after Reading' last night. Its the typical Coen brothers' fare: great characters and a weird plot that just kinda ends when it does. ( alot like Fargo, which they also did). Its worth watching for Pitt and Clooney who are both great and portray quirky characters.

Speaking of Brad Pitt, my african child, Neema, sent me a picture and drawing. Damn shes cute. I recommend getting an african child. I was looking up on the interweb where she is from and thought it looked pretty (its near Mt. Kilimanjaro in Tanzania). I was all gangbusters on looking at going there someday...and then I read travel advisories for Tanzania. Including, but not limited too, attacks from Al-Qaida, drive by fire bombings, and piracy. Yes. Pirates. So I dont see a trip to visit Neema anytime soon.

I think I know what i am dressing up as for Halloween. Maybe. I dunno.

One of these days I will post pictures again. I think Ive been putting it off due to the fact that im pretty much the fattest i have ever been in my life and this causes strife.

Anyone want a dog? Eva over the last three days has pissed on my carpets twice, ripped apart my kitchen garbage, and ATE my fucking cupboards. Yes, ate it. There is a piece of wood missing and everything. Little shit.

2 comments:

Cindy said...

I recently had to dump my sponsor child because I needed the $22 a month worse than he did (that sounds terrible when I say it out loud). I was randomly matched up with a 15 year old Filipino kid with a mustache, though, who wanted to be an accountant. And was a senior in high school. Because that's how they roll in the Phillipines.

ty bluesmith said...

totally cracked me up.