Electioneering

There was an election here yesterday. Did you vote? Oh yeah, it didnt matter either way. The same asshats with the same asshat party was elected. No fucking change. Just more old guys talking about gun rights. Yes, even the political science degree holders are officially jaded.

I started a diet program Tuesday-- mostly to encourage limited eating in a certain someone that I live with (yes-- its Digit) The lack of sugar in my coffee is making me crabby. I tried flavoured almond milk ( you read that right) and it aint cutting it. I think this is causing more stress in my life than i care to deal with.

Speaking of delicious food, T-Giving went down without a hitch... I almost dropped the turkey...catching it mere inches from the floor...but other than that everything was good. We ate a bunch of weed brownies and got really weird. Jer was a frickin one man show. He kept nattering on about stuff that made no sense such as 'turduckenbuckets' and 'chocolate muumuus' and told us to start calling him by his most famous alias, Rex Morgan. I just kept thinking i was in a sitcom and even had my own catch phrase "Oh, Damn!" that i would say before every commercial break. Yeah, good times.

I know its only 2 games in, but the Oilers are going to rock this year. I can feel it. I am immenseley excited over Cogliano, Gagner, Gilbert, and, of course, my boyfriend, Horcoff. I think there is no way for this team to go, but to the top.

Lets see, I touched on drugs, hockey, politics and coffee...must be missing something... porn. Well, not really, but if you are a geek like me, this is sorta like porn. (yes, its SFW. Nerds.)