Where's my freakin' fan base?

So I signed up to be in some sorta Blog yellow pages type thingy. Why? Well, cuz you gentle readers aint givin me the props i so be desirin.

I give you my all...and ya cant leave one friggin comment? At all? I pour my blood, sweat and tears [and other less savoury liquids] into this thing and ya cant even say "hey juicy a...jolly good show" or "make with the humping sister" or " quit yer whinging, already".

Maybe i should have a contest. hmmmm [thinking....pondering...getting up and going poop...then returning to thinking]

Starting today and for the next week [contest closes on say May 24, 2005... good random day...that i just happened to be born on...] Im holding the "Where's My Freakin' Fan Base" contest!

Send me comments about what you would like to have a convo with juicy about...what you would like me to take a picture of me doing [hey: be nice....no porno on here.... thats on my other site] ...what foods you would like me to make while stoned and then feed to my boyfriend...fug. I dunno. You know the shite i do. What else should i be doing? Tell me, and you might win!

The best/funniest/most creative/ or clever comment will win a prize consisting of:

-- a signed picture of juicy a wearing a cowboy hat and eating an ice cream sandwich [you get to pick the hat... i have 5]

-- personal congratulations from Kingsley

--maybe some sort of chicken. I like chicken.

--something "mysterious" AND

-- a cartoon drawing of yourself and juicy holding hands on the moon.

I may have prizes for every entry. I guess it just depends on whether anyone actually enters. Make sure you put your email addy down so i can contact you and maybe send you a present. I dunno.

REMEMBER! Contest closes May 24,2005 at like I dunno, noonish. Show Juicy what ya got! What ya want! and What ya need!