Celeb Gossip rots your brain...and how!

Okay.

Im sick of Tom Cruise. Im sick of Katie "I was only a B- grade actress until i started dating this older guy with a large following" Holmes. I really dont care. Seriously. Why are you all trying to make me?

Im also sick of Lindsay Lohan. Yah. I liked 'Mean Girls'. It made me laugh. Found it a little preachy near the end, but overall, not too bad. But I dont care if she has blonde/red/no hair, whether they are fake or if shes anorexic, and if shes being chased by paparazzi.

I dont care that Brad and Jennifer split. Or if someone cheated. Or if they slept with Angelina Jolie [ although, yes, she is hot.]

i dont understand why its now cool to have relationship nicknames. 'Bennifer' 'Bennifer 2' 'Bennifer 3: The Revenge.' Bragelina, and (and this is what actually started this rant today... i just wanted to read about basketball and i had to wade thru this celebrity shit first) 'TomKat'. Would Jer and I make the papers if we had one?
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PRESS RELEASE: HOLLYWOOD

Juiceremy: Are they or arent they?

All Hollywood is a buzz over the newest rumor.

Mail deliverer, Hockey Comissioner and owner of glistening thighs, Jer, has asked girlfriend Juicy A to come to dinner with him over at his Mom's house tonight, he announced on Thursday, ending weeks of speculation over whether Hollywood's hottest couple would make such serious meal- related plans for tonight. Appearing with Juicy at a Paris news conference, her publicist noted how the famed blogger, "was ecstatic" at the opportunity to make plans for dinner.

As expected, celebrities have been voicing their acceptance and concern over the "juiceremy" phenomenon. While on Jay Leno, Lindsay Lohan went into a 10 minute tirade about the couple, minutes before running to the bathroom and inducing vomit. Meanwhile, the cast of Jackass, Zach Braff, and BMX pro-rider Dave Mirra have been saddened by the news. Mirra told Julie Moran of Entertainment Tonight ' Its a sad day for guys everywhere. Juicy never went to dinner with me'. Jennifer Aniston has refused to comment on the dinner plans.

There is no word from either of the celebs press teams as to whether they are still planning to go shopping for dishwashers on Saturday, or if this is still just another notorious Juiceremy rumor.
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