HNT times two...

So I missed last week because i was at a course. So I decided to post 2 for y'all this week.

Im starting a new series this week: Juicy's Half-Nekkid Around the World Adventures

Today: Amsterdam

Coming from a land of sex, drugs, and debauchery, its not too surprising that I spent a lot of time in the 'Dam stoned and half nekkid. Here are my fave pics.



We felt strangely overdressed in the red light district...and decided to rectify the problem (yes, my friend is showing boob)



I guess all i can say is that i was also inspired by the live sex show...and was a little hungry in the sex museme...

Also if ya have a chance go here and vote for me for Bloggin Hottie of the Month. If selected, I promise to be the hottest blogger you can find ( that doesnt charge $3.99 per minute, of course) and will post for the rest of the month while not wearing any pants.

A lesson in Geography

I was looking at stat counter today, and saw that there are people looking at me from all over the world... and i was like, Hey! Do I know someone is Rhode Island? Brisbane, Aus? Tennessee? So i gots one of those map things. Please, if you are so inclined, put where you is at. ( i havent figured out how to put it on my sidebar yet)

Map Thingy

Oh, and I have decided i will send out Christmas cards to any readers who want them. Ya see, I really wont get to celebrate Christmas this year ( see: Jewish, Boyfriend who is) and I need an outlet to explode my festive spirit. Send yer addies to my email address. [ lets use firewhenready at hotmail dot com... my old internet dating email address to prevent too many sickos.]

A letter to the editor

Richard O'Gorman, President CBA Alberta, sent the following letter to the editor of the Edmonton Journal. This was in response to an inappropriate reference to lawyers being recreational drug users that appeared in the Edmonton Journal on Friday, November 11, 2005.

The anti-lawyer jibe was groundless and inaccurate. Lawyers give back to our community in many ways. We visit high schools, provide public education seminars, and answer questions about the justice system during Law Day, to name just a few.

JuicyA, lawyer, mediator, and recreational drug user, sent the following to the editor of the Edmonton Journal also in response to an reference to lawyers being recreational drug users.

Dude, fuck. You try listening to these people whine and bitch and yell all the time and tell me that you dont just wanna get baked? Just a sec **inaudible bong noise**. Right what was I saying....lawyers are...hey are those sandwiches?

ps... Running out of days to vote for me as blogging hottie.... in response to "someone" who suggested i was encouraging cheating... well, if you are I stick my fingers in my ears, LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU... I aint no Tonya Harding. I dont need no cheating to win. But if youi do cheat, I know nothing of it.

Oh Google...you slay me!

Newest search engine terms that apparently will bring you to The Intersection of 13 and 13...

- gemini tattoo [yes... i have spoken of and shown this]

- "pantyless" and "pantiless" [uh... i dont know when those came up...but apparently i believe that both spelling variations are correct]

- "a bar named sue, calgary" [i threw up on the door there...and promptly blogged about it. i sure hope the owner wasnt googling his own bar's name. if so, dude, im sorry... I cant hold my jager sometimes]

- "hot sluts" [say what?!... but if you agree that i am, in fact, a hot slut let these guys know by voting for me...]

and my personal fave....

- "my grandmother's cunt" [ya lost me... at no time did i speak of this...nor do i plan on in the future.... but more importantly, who wants to see this? If you are here to see pictures of my gramma's holiest of holies, you are about to be sadly dissappointed. Maybe i should put a disclaimer on my site: Im sorry. There is no granny porn on this site.]

Only slightly bullshit test

Wow... no wonder Im in the running for blogging hottie of the month.
( Yes, I will beg for your votes... i want to be the top tart of the tartwagon!)

The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation. You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you. You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down. Your exact opposite: The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner. ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger CONSIDER: Anyone else Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: juicya58

anyone who knows me knows that im actually very easily attached to boys...and relationships are my thing. Blame it on my dual personality...

Help me stroke my ego!

vote for me as blogn hottie of the month! C'mon. Ya know ya want to! I'd do it for you!

Smartass title not necessary

I go to Engrish everyday... sometimes the pics are just sort of amusing. Sometimes they are funny. And sometimes you just want to say whhhaaaat the faaack?.

You are such a squirt? Is that a good thing?


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Juicy has not been negecting her blog (and other jedi mind tricks)

Phew.

Nothing like a five day holiday from work that makes you more tired and further behind in your files.

The skinny on the mediation training: Yes, its official. I am now Juicy A, barrister, solicitor and CERTIFIED MEDIATOR!. Woot! I really enjoyed the training and, I can admit, I dont think i have ever been more excited about something work related as i am now. I think I really have the knack for mediating disputes ( my instructors actually said that to me) and if it was totally up to me, Id become more skilled in mediation and pretty much throw the lawyering thing out the window.

Of course, I still need to pay my bills. So I'll prolly just start doing mediation now as much as i can and hope that i can focus more of my practice on it than actual case work.

I could blather about the benefits of mediation now...and why its so much better than court work, but i dont want to bore you. Lemme just suggest that if you need a lawyer, suggest mediation to them instead of litigation. It may work better and a lot of people would rather solve their own problems than having a judge impose them on them. [Juicy now gets off her soapbox, kicks it under the desk and resumes typing]

So, Im back. Sorry for missing the HNT but I still cant figure out Jer's stupid mac works. I was 20 minutes late for class on Thurs because i was doing battle with it. Maybe I'll post 2 this week.

More shameless self promotion

Hello New Friend, Did you find me thru Self-Potrait Day? That picture of me is prolly the worst I have ever taken... its from this night and I was pretty wasted.

Go here if you want some of the skinny on yours truly

This was a funny post. I like talking about poo.

Here is a picture of my butt.

Welcome and stuff!

Dear crazy people,

While you think i am intently listening to your blather about what person/corporation/country you want to sue... i am actually playing this...

Tobby

Sincerely,

Juicy A

Lawyer-chick-who-dont-give-a-fuck-to-tha-extreme


(If anyone can figure out how to get Tobby to the second level, can they please tell me? I think hes starting to take it personally that i kill him so often.)

Who wants a roadtrip to Vanderbilt, TN?

And lets stay here...

Days Inn Review

My fave review:

I was afraid to get in the bed, the sheets had a blood stain that had been half-heartedly bleached out, and when I dropped a pen and looked under the bed for it I noticed a blood stain on the carpet which made me come to the conclusion that someone committed a murder in that very bed.

I didn't know hotels could be so scary and disgusting and not be an actual brothel or halfway house.

Seriously... this place looks too good to be true...

[I cant remember who i stole this from... found it on Saturday when buggering around, if i stole it from your site, big props y'all]

Another week, another post of bitching...

[ Well, not really, but somehow i always seem to be more negative in my posts on Mondays]

Arg. Its getting colder out there. I dont like it.

Another weekend of pretty much doing nothing. Yesterday I flipped channels between the Matrix trilogy and Robocop trilogy all day. ( I was seriously geeking out) I was both pretending to be a cyborg AND doing some seriously wikked mua thai/karate/ jiu jitsu/ whatever the hell Carrie Ann Moss does in the Matrix.

The house is finally starting to look like a place worth living in. Almost all of the rooms are box free now, and I didnt have to spend twenty minutes looking thru piles of shit to locate an outfit for work. Things were actually hung up. [gasp!]

I have short work week this week... sadly not because Im taking a vacation or anything, but because Im taking mediation training. Y'know in Wedding Crashers, how Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson [uh-oh losing train of thought....thinking about being in a Vince and Owen sandwich...droooool....running away to Fiji with them...living in a little love hut on the beach....Right. Where was I? oh yeah...] they played mediators in that movie. Thats what Im taking training in. It means being away from the office on Wednesday [good], Thursday [good], Friday [bad-- its a holiday], Saturday [very bad], and Sunday [holy fuck, dude, thats the whole weekend bad]. And its from 830 to 630 all friggin 5 days. [bad] But my company paid for me to take it, it costs a small fortune to take it, and they are very excited that im going. [good-- it means job security].

So the point of this post [yes...there was one] was to say im pretty busy the next few days and even busier after that... so I may be a little shy on posting over the next while.

Now, if you dont mind, Im going to look into those tickets to Fiji.

A Wal mart story

I always see weird shit at Walmart. Im not too sure why. From people in fistfights to kids running around naked, its like its this weird twilight-zone vortex of strange people doing or, as i saw today, saying weird things.

So at lunch hour today I was at Walmart shopping for mouse traps and poison [ yes... this is what my life has become] and this girl in the cleaning products aisle, which was at least 1 or 2 down from me, was having a very loud conversation on her cell phone.... here is an exerpt from said conversation as i heard it:

Well its your fault that he invited me.

Yes. Yes. What? No!

No... Its YOUR fault.. No!!

[silence for approx 2 minutes...]

Well you PRACTICALLY TOLD ME TO FUCK HIM!

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

[burst into sobs]

i [sob] love[sob] you.

[more crying]

YOU FUCK! YOU FUCK! YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH ME!

At this point I had decided to not purchase the mouse traps they had there and began walking out of the store. As I passed the cleaning product aisle I looked and saw a girl, about 15 who was either a lot chunky or a little pregnant sitting on the ground crying into her cell phone. An elderly lady holding a potted plant was at the end of the aisle staring at her blankly.

Im not sure whats worse. Breaking up with someone over the phone...or breaking up while in Wal-Mart on the friggin cell phone and deciding to pretty much announce it to anyone within earshot.

Taking the online persona to the streets...

So last night I met long time commenter and person on my blogroll CBK in person here in Calgary.

If you've been to his site, then you will know that he was easily reconizable by his feet. Haha! (And yes, CBK Jr. looks a lot like him.)

It was cool to take the online persona (which, yes, is the exact same persona as the 'live' juicy...but maybe you should ask him about that...) to the streets and meet someone who i seem to communicate with on an almost daily basis. I was a little worried that I may not live up to my hype... I mean I didnt get wasted, puke, and then proceed to hump a bunch of things.

Im now kinda excited about meeting other people... so if you find yourself in Calgary, drop me a line.

Reflections of a Thursday

[note: i spelled "thursday" correctly for this post... me like goood speeling.]

I think I may have to give up HNT.

Nobody loves gettin nakers more than me. Nobody likes taking pictures of herself while in various stages of undress more than me... but its just that my work suffers too much when I put up the pic, start commenting and looking at others' pics, and then check back approx. 18,000 times to see if i have new comments. [those who understand lawyer-speak, Ive only billed 3-4 hrs for the last few thursdays...as compared to 6-8hrs for most regular days]

Maybe I'll just participate every two weeks [unlikely]... or maybe Ill try to learn self control and not keep checking back for the near euphoric joy that i have a new comment... [highly unlikely]...or maybe i stop all blogging when at work [very uber mega highly unlikely].

I useda be like this when i was addicted to internet dating. I would check lavalife, match.com, yahoo personals about 30 times a day to see if i had any new winks/smiles/messages. Actually, the thing that broke that addiction was blogging.

Well, fuck. I dont know. Maybe I could try something else to break my blog addiction... online gaming? internet porn? cyber stalking? Hell, I guess it could be worse.

I guess if this is my last HNT, well, dont cry for me Argentina. Good-bye and god speed all you little half-nudists. If I decide to come back next week, then maybe i can be like Cher and have a never ending "farewell tour".

Half-Nekkid Thurdsay: Beauty Marks

The real title to this pic should be: "really-drunk-self-potrait-while-nude-and-sitting-on-the-toilet-after-I-puked"... but somehow, it doesnt have the style and panache of my past entries.

The pic itself is pretty good, especially for one taken on such an intoxicated night. Its my shoulder, cheek, and chin...but why i really like it is that it also shows my 'beauty mark' [a fancy term for a mole] on the corner of my mouth.

When I was a kid, grown-ups would tell me that i had chocolate on my mouth...and then proceed to scrub the shit out of my face. (Usually by doing the old mom trick of licking the towel and then scrubbing. Ug.) I have sadly had face cloth burn many a time.

Giving the people what they want

I just found out that people have come to my blog by googling the term "cartoon breasts".

Now, here at the Intersection of 13 and 13, we dont like people to come here and be disappointed. If people want cartoon boobs.... here you go....



No this is not a self portrait.

Hmmm. Maybe i shoulda saved this for tomorrow for my HNT...

Shit Im on a roll...

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

Lets see if ya have all been paying attention...

Another meme

Instructions are as follows:
1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same

Post #23 is.... here

And sadly, line #5 is.... "Its the number of people you've slept with. "

Golly

That picture meme that all the kids are raving about...

Stole this from about everyone i know... While Im not working, matters as well blog some more.

The gist is, you answer the Q's by putting the answers into Google images and then taking the first (or best) picture for the A. Get it? Steal it if yas like, I dont like passing these memes around too much....

1. I grew up in


2. Now I live in


3. My name is

[and boy, there are NOT alot of celebrities with the same name. Lotsa peoples grandma's though. And everyone seems to be blonde!]

4. My Grandmother's name is


5. My fave foods are





[ hard to pick, so i gave top 3]

6. Fave drink is

[its a Canadian thing... you may have to look it up]

7. Fave song is


8. Fave smell is