Thursday, April 02, 2009

Actually Thursday

( although I wrote that today was 'Sunday' on a file... isnt the lack of recognition of the days of the week a sign of dementia?)

So here are some things that have been making me angry lately and Ive been welling up the sweet sweet anger inside for some time.

1. HULU. I love watching first run premium tv show programs online. Its totally my thing. Big Love Season 3? Done. United States of Tara? You bet!. Except some channels decide to only release their online episodes to some fucking stupid website called "hulu.com". And fucking Hulu only is available for people in the United States. Period. Full fucking stop. I have only been able to watch two episodes of Dollhouse...because fucking FOX only uses Hulu. And everytime I think I found a site that will let me watch it....Bam. Hulu.com is only available for people in the United States of america.

2. Commercials with Babies that talk. We went throught the phase of talking babies in the 1990s. I dont necessarily hate when they have babies with just voice overs ( a la the whole Look Who's Talking genre) but when they have crappy animation showing the babies' lips moving. Fuck. REally fucking stupid. Like fuuuuccccking stooopid. Its not cute, its not funny. Its not even creepy. Its plain old fucking stupid. So stop.

3. People blaming everything on the economy: Yes, its shit. Its shit for everyone... Except for people in Calgary. Its really not hit that bad here yet people are using it as an excuse for everything to not paying their bills or why they need to take a longer lunch break.

[ ooh... brief anti-anger intermission: My radiostation is playing PennyWise. I havent heard them on the radio since 1995]

4. A certain hockey team that may not make the playoffs again. No Im not mad at them. I love them unconditionally. Im mad that the other teams arent playing shittier.

5. I have my period. That should just go without saying. It also leads into the next one...

6. Im on vacation in 19 days and I still look like the "before" picture. I need to look like the "after" picture before i start wearing around a bikini. In the words of Andy Samburg's Cathy, ACCCCK! Frustration Squiggle!

7. The church that is by my house with weird signs that don't make sense. "Touch and Feel the taste of the Lord" WTF? Im supposed to eat him? "God Touches Back"? ( is that like Baby got back? What else does he touch? Does it cost extra?-- Am i now going to HELL for writing that?)

Ahhh, That was therapeutic. Ive been angry for a while about that shit. Expecially the Baby thing.

Tomorrow: Thing that make me happy.