Thursday, September 18, 2008

I think im allergic to my hair mousse. Its gonna be a long ass day



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Engrish and Star Wars, together at last.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Verrrrrrrrn, quit your pissing and moaning!

Pretty much my fave line from 'Stand By Me'. I have no idea why its in my head right now.

I saw 'Burn after Reading' last night. Its the typical Coen brothers' fare: great characters and a weird plot that just kinda ends when it does. ( alot like Fargo, which they also did). Its worth watching for Pitt and Clooney who are both great and portray quirky characters.

Speaking of Brad Pitt, my african child, Neema, sent me a picture and drawing. Damn shes cute. I recommend getting an african child. I was looking up on the interweb where she is from and thought it looked pretty (its near Mt. Kilimanjaro in Tanzania). I was all gangbusters on looking at going there someday...and then I read travel advisories for Tanzania. Including, but not limited too, attacks from Al-Qaida, drive by fire bombings, and piracy. Yes. Pirates. So I dont see a trip to visit Neema anytime soon.

I think I know what i am dressing up as for Halloween. Maybe. I dunno.

One of these days I will post pictures again. I think Ive been putting it off due to the fact that im pretty much the fattest i have ever been in my life and this causes strife.

Anyone want a dog? Eva over the last three days has pissed on my carpets twice, ripped apart my kitchen garbage, and ATE my fucking cupboards. Yes, ate it. There is a piece of wood missing and everything. Little shit.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Fail. Indeed.



Just lazy. Sorry.

Apparently the only time i have the urge to type you all a story now is after hours of shots and blow. Sorry. Honestly. I am.

Im all pretty boring right now. Work and sleep and bootcamp...with the odd dose of reality tv thrown in for measure. I think the most exciting thing in my life is that i have decided that i am going to San Diego Comic Con next year to totally geek out... and nothing is going to stop me. I better start looking for a costume to wear.

I think i am coming down with a cold in light of the fact that Calgary is freezing out. There was frost this morning. Fuck. Nice two weeks of summer. I hoping that this 'funk' is all weather/cold based and i shall be my regular spirited and jolly self (HA!) after that. Yeah. Right.