Omg! Technology!

I somehow figured out how to blog on my iPhone. I don't need to rely on Twitter to drunk post any longer. I feel free!

Tomorrow I start my new job at the fancy and scary new firm. It is both scary and fancy. I'm really worried that I won't be able to handle it.

It's also fucking stampede right now. I have no interest in cowboys and drunk chicks. Pancakes? Yes.

I also have a black eye right now as a result of a broken nose. Last week was Sled Island music festival and while watching this band called These Arms Are Snakes a microphone stand was kicked off stage and hit me in the face. Yeah. Rock n roll motherfuckers.

How perfect for the first day of work.