500 is both late and early

i went to an oasis show. it ruled. why didnt they play live forever? thats my fave song. too much stimulation tonight. i wish i could sleep. better play another 2 hours of singstar.

Why am I singing the offspring and defending salt and pepper wings

And inthe bathroom again? Dude. I dinno.
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Juicy's Fave Blog Posts: Year 1

Here is my 'best of' list from August 2004 to August 2005. Keep in mind that I was single for most of this, okay? (Jer didnt come in until February 2005...and yes, I tried to pick amusing versus smootchie posts so thats why he doesnt figure too prominantly)



Mexico Trip

I decide to throw stereo equipment from my balcony



Me in Belize-- what? you thought i wouldnt include even one bikini pic?

I get drunk as fuck in Canmore

Naked in a hottub. Classy. ( no-- there are no pics. Pervs.)



These chicks took part in the canmore and banff 'incidents'

Drugs, groping, alcohol and motherfucking sandwiches



who invited her to the party?

Hookers are people too....they just dont make good love interests in movies

more graph humor and song chart memes

Seriously. Y'all know that I hate that movie, right? And Julia Roberts. Seriously. Shes a whore. What are the chances that if this movie happened in reality Richard Gere would end up with Syphillis or getting shanked when he wasnt looking? Pretty high, Im guessing.

Speaking of high, go see Pineapple Express. Friggin hilarious.

So my blog is approaching 4 years old... I think for the next few days Im going to post my "best of" each year posts and then maybe steal the questions from some dumb interview i find on the internet and answer it for your amusement. Actually, my amusement. Thats really what this is all about. I mean, honestly. The last people who liked reading my blog just jettisonned me from their bloglists when i voiced disdain for her Royal Robertsness.

Ok. I better start reading my archives.

canadian medal count...

You have slept with 30 more people than the average 31 year old female.

Thanks quiz. Way to make me feel like a whore.

I am currently sitting in my office and am mildly annoyed. I tried to ask the internet to amuse me, and instead wound up feeling annoyed...and cheap.

Olympics start tomorrow. Does anyone actually care? Maybe cuz i live in Canada--the perpetual underdog of Olympic events. We are pessimistic so we are pleasantly surprised when we win a medal. Ask a Canadian to name 5 Summer Olympians and they will name 2 that exist, 2 that competed in the 1980s and one person who is actually a member of the Mens Olympic Hockey team. ( and yes, smartasses, if you answer 5 now on my blog in the comments i will know that you had to google/go to the CBC webpage to find them.)

I want to go camping this weekend. I dont think its going to happen...hence, annoyment.

I also want to go home right now.

And I want a pony.

A nice one.

With rainbow hair.

Maybe Ill have to sleep with someone to get a pony that nice.

Then I will have slept with 31 more people than the average 31 yr. old.

Actually, I look like a Socialist

Happy August, Motherfuckers!!

You totally missed out on Mint Juleps this weekend because, as it was the August Long Weekend, I was required by law to make a deeeelicious batch of those tasty treats and serve them to my friends. And yes, the price of cotton was discussed.

Today I was walking to court and some derelict (read as: fancy ass way of saying "hobo") yelled at me that i looked like a Communist. Must have been my Chairman Mao hat and giant Marx-esque beard. Wait. What?

My next hobby is about to rear its little head. (Even though my other hobbies are feeling neglected. Sorry baking pies, longboarding, and sewing *shrugs shoulders*) I have decided that yes, I am going to learn to play the bass guitar. Fun Fact: I have been saying this for approximately 12 years. Still no bass has been purchased. I actually know nothing about bass ownership or purchase ( or playing-- but thats a mere technicality to be rectified by befriending some hairy dude who works at Axe Music or Guitarworx)

So, like, if you know about bass geetars...tell me...does this look ok? Kthanksbai

Also speaking about musique, A friend of a friend was over singing on the SingStar and heard me singing...and asked me if I wanted to sing with her in her band. Finally, I am discovered via a video game. Fuckin A.

Some sad news, my little lizard Kobayashi died Sunday. I really miss the fat bastard and my living room is very empty without him. I got him for my 30th bday. Sorry to end this on a depressing note...but...yeah...