Its 247 pm on a sunday and im wasted or mimosa and beers.
Yesterday, after a few beers durimg the Pens/Sens [ haha that rhynes] game i went shopping and bought 3 bikinis. i hope i like em on me when im sober.
i really hope the next person who stops by at our playoff triple header brings hotdogs.
its actually a lot more relaxed to not have a team in the p/os then i can just get drunk and not care who wins-- let alone who is playing.
I can now tell time and count to 100 in spanish. and order salichas for comidas.
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Salshishas for comidas?! You're half way there! All you need some other key phrases:
"what's your nuuummmmber?" (Qual es tu nuuuuuuuuumero?)
"GIVE ME FUCKING TWO MORE TEQUILAS!" (Dame dos mas pinchas tequilas!)
"I'm not drunk! YOU'RE DRUNK!" (Yo no estoy borracho! TU ESTAY BORRACHO!)
I love it. Thanks babe
Jer wants to know how to start the bartering process. Any suggestions?
Do you mean haggling, or is Jer going to try to trade you while on vacation?
hopefully im worth more than 2 bottles of rum this year
Go half of the price, then start from there. Always say that they saw the same thing for cheaper somewhere else. Then pretend to leave.
Those "One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor" t-shirts provide endless laughter for the people who sell them.
Knowing numbers in Spanish is always a good thing. :-)
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