Hey Lenny!

Check out my cable internet and tv!

Lenny: Wow! Looks like the kind ive had for 3 years...

Me: Are ya jealous?

Lenny: But i have the same...

Me: He's jealous

[Note: if you dont watch the simpsons in a pseudo addictive manner, this wont make lotsa sense to you...or any at all. Needless to say, the original episode was about Homer getting a big comfy chair after becoming a stonecutter--the same chair that Lenny had and Homer coveted... Fuck. Ok. So i got cable internet and tv today. I officially entered the 21st century. Blah. Well, Im excited about it]