A good friend of mine outed himself a few months ago... and I find it rather interesting that he and I have been having the same types of relationship woes and experiences ever since. Both of us found [then lost] a love made on the internet, have had rocky experiences with their ex, and had some kinky randoms in the last while. So when he suggested I travel to the local gay bar with him last weekend, I was totally up for it. Here are my observations:
--Its true, gay men are better dancers. There were a few obviously straight guys there. What made it obvious? They couldnt dance worth shit.
--Gay men are very coy. They dont just go up to each other and say 'hey want a drink?'. They dance up next to each other not looking at each other at first, then they slowly make eye contact...then they may talk to each other after the song is over. [ from what ive been told, they then make short work of leaving together and humpin like bunnies]
--Lesbians are NOT coy. Just ask the Ryan Malcom look-a-like who came up to me, put her hand on my arm and said 'What are you drinking, want one?'
--Everyone was just there to have a good time... although i am pretty sure that some of the boys were on E, everyone there had the whole good times vibe. Ah, the good ole raver PLUR.
Well, neither of us did pick up... instead we wandered our drunk asses home, got a pizza and wings and then passed out watching Homestarrunner. Guess our similarities with pick ups continues to what to do when we DONT pick up...
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