This co worker of mine just told me Im lucky because i can go to the bars in Calgary that are "25 and Older".
I think i want to cry.
The worst part is that when i picture '25 and older' bars i think of a bunch of pretentious fucks in suits buying $9.00 martinis. Maybe if the 25 and older bars had cookies and pinball Id like them more. Then we'd have reason to keep those meddling kids out of them.
On a somewhat related note [kids = candy = halloween], I had a dream last night that i dressed up as 'Power Girl' for halloween. Awesome. Id need waterballoons for her boobs, though. I think the rest of the dream was about Projest Runway...so Im not sure how she popped in there. Maybe I made the costume or something.
On a totally unrelated note, This is the best Jesus sighting EVER
As a final, obscure note, I think Im addicted to Mentos. Especially the tropical fruit and grape ones. I blame the fact that Ive seen this video 2000 times lately [ but its still funny] That and I really just like chomping on candies.
Oooh! which brings me back to being a kid... and not someone who goes to '25 and older' bars.
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Saint Angus the Terrier Mix. Bless him and his miracle anus!
ill never look at my dog's bumhole the same way again...
do you think the mother in law would appreciate that Jesus sighting??
Lemon
25 and older...? Like there's a sign posted at the door? Or it's just a known thing?
Holy shit, just looked at the Power Girl picture-- awesome cape. You have to do it.
The 25 and older thing is just "known" and they will turn you away from the door if your ID says you are younger.
They also turn you away if you arent 'dressed to impress'...which means no skater/running shoes...which means no juicy.
I've never heard of Power Girl. You some kind of comic book geek or sumthin'? ;-)
What? Who is Power Girl? Looks like someone needs to brush up on his Justice League of America and JLA: Unclassified.
[Im a geek by association-- you live in a house with that many comic books, eventually you start to read em]
Dammit...I was looking at my BeagleGirl's bumhole last night on our walk and thought it looked sorta miracleish and meant to take a picture. Double damn!
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