For some odd reason I decided to look up whether stupid Britney Spears had her baby yet. I think because I heard a rumor that she had birthed the little greasy thing and was going to make fun of the fact that no one was making a big deal about it in the media or even seemed to care. Alas, she has yet to pop.
The best thing though is that on the news page where I read the story they had a link to this...
An amish birthing stool.
And I quote:
The handles on our birth stool are the perfect height for body support helping "mom" to achieve optimal fetal positioning with the standing squat. Properly using a birth stool is also known for reducing tears and the need for an episiotomy. Combined with the force of gravity, you have one powerful and effective tool!
http://birthwithsol.com/birthstool1.html
But this is why its funny: Can you imagine Britney Spears giving birth on that thing? (apparently shes doing a caesarian because she hears that labour "hurts". [sniff] [sniff] Never thought of that when you decided how cute it would be to have the newest accessory: a baby! Move over tiny purse dogs!)
Or, better yet, thinking of the possible people who would be googling that story actually being interested in purchasing a birthing stool "handmade by a local Amish carpenter"? Fifteen year olds chewing bubble gum and baring their navels saying "oh this will be perfect for when the baby is crowning!" Then again, maybe it will become the newest teen trend.. "Like Ashleigh, have you seen my Amish Birthing Stool? Its just like the one Britney uses!"
I cant believe i just spent 10 minutes thinking about Britney Spears. Ug.
5 comments:
Dear God, who is the woman modeling that on the product page?!! And that so does not look like a comfortable position. I'll take the hospital bed and the drugs, please.
(There is so much on that site that's mock-worthy.)
Fucking a! A comment spam about stopping comment spam...
I love the pic of the post-menopausal woman posing on the stool... for some reason i couldnt paste it though... too friggin funny.
BTW, did you see this?
Britney Spear Has Baby Boy
Did he come out with cornrows and a smoke in his mouth?? Ah, the beauty of genetics...
beauty of a birthing chair... nothing quite like it, for a good reason too i imagine
As Nostradamus once predicted... the third anti-christ has been born...
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