I want to speak to the manager

I decided not to HNT today. No real reason, except I kinda felt blaah yesterday and didnt want a picture of me semi-nude and looking so boring. Maybe Ill dye my hair, get some new rings, or get a tan or something and then ill be in the mood again. I think its the weather. Its like in the last week its decided to be fall outside. It was only 6 degrees this morning. Fuck. Its still August. This is bullshit. I want my money back.

That reminds me of a story-- one of the chicks i work with has a friend who is constantly sending back food, returning items, asking to speak to the manager, etc. because shes not pleased with the temperature/service/colour/etc. etc. etc. The real kicker is that, naturally, this chick is super wealthy and has never worked a day in her life. Shes 19, drives a Hummer, and spends her days shopping. I guess the chick literally threw a plate of spaghetti at the poor busser at Kelsey's who makes $5.00 and hour when she wasnt pleased about how the food tasted last week. Whats the fucking deal with people like that? Im sure if that chick had ever worked at a shitty, service industry job shed understand why she sucks. And why she has probably eaten tons of spit from servers in the last few years. Why was i ranting about this? Fuck i cant recall... maybe cuz i just hate people lately. And this chick is the kind of person who just really pisses me off.

My hate for people has really escalated lately--its not just for clients and people who drive yellow cars anymore. Like I hate people on tv shows. For example, on Six Feet Under I hate this chick Brenda. Whenever someone talks about her on the show or she is on, I start going off about what a cunt she is and get super angry. Yes, i understand its just tv. Shes just an actress reading a script. But i really hate her. Maybe there just arent enough real people for me to hate anymore, so i have to move onto fictional characters. When i start yelling insults and get angry at cartoons, Ill seek professional help.

Im still thinking of why i hate my co-worker's friend. Jeremy thinks i just hate all rich people. I dunno. Maybe its the scathing little socialist in me. Hmmm. Ill seek professional help on that one too.

Okay, now because i got all my crabbiness out of my system [ no- actually there is still plenty of crabby to go around... just im too crabby to keep typing] here's a funny website. These guys seem obsessed with Kittens. Viking kittens, army kittens, kittens getting married....and naturally, kittens rocking out and singing about a gay bar. I found this when i was in law school and i think i made every single person in my college watch this at some point in time. If you go to the main site, the one about spoonguard always makes me laugh too.