On reflection [and despite the long title of this post], I pretty much did shit all this weekend. The only things that are sticking out in my memory are food and football.
Friday night went to Jer's Mom and step-dad's place. We ate. Jer watched the Flames game. I stared at the walls.
Saturday we went to the Farmer's Market. I ate cabbage rolls and perogies. We bought a chicken from some Hutterites. It was one friggin big chicken. I wonder what the Hutterites are doing to their chickens to make them so dang big. Then again, maybe I dont want to think about that. They're a kinda weird bunch. Wearing their black clothes, suspenders and head coverings. They all have this strange deliverance-esque look in their eyes. Oh and the dude who sold us the chicken made some odd comment about how it was cheaper than a pack of Players Light...or marijuana.
(Incase you are wondering what a hutterite is, they are kinda the Canadian version of the Amish. No electricity/technology/westernization...however, as I am quite amused to note, they have a website here. They come into town to sell eggs, chickens, honey and Quillos...and to shoplift. I dont know why, but they are notorious for shoplifting. For some reason, every female one seems to be named Hannah or Darlene. [Im not even kidding])
Sunday, naturally, I watched the football. Mostly I just ran around singing the Monday night football song [duh duh duh daaaaaa!] and making soup from the aforementioned chicken. I really wasnt cheering for either team...being that I liked them both. I guess i like the Steelers more cuz of that Polamalu dude and his mane of luxurious hair. [and I once slept with someone who played for the Steelers. True Story. He was their punter]
So that was my weekend.
Im still weirded out that the Hutterites have a website.
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Let's hear the story about the punter! :)
ummm... that would break the sex story confidentiality agreement i signed when i started dating Jer...but Ill say his name was Burke, he only played one game in the NFL and now hes the punter for the CFL's Calgary Stampeders.
You're such a teast, holding out on us like that. You could have at least given us his address! ;-)
It was probably either really big or really little... (steroids and all)
you go, girl :P
Oh, is that "drop it on the table, and listen to it thud" Burke? Didn't realize he played with CFL now..
i was going to say a lady never kisses and tells...but it appears my sister has shown that i aint no lady....
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