I did actually like Police Academy...

Not to be outdone by Mr. Norris, Steve Guttenberg now also has a set of "facts" circulating about him on the interweb here ....

No, they arent outlandish like Chuck's...actually its their mediocrity which makes them amusing...

My faves [there are about 10 pages of them]:

If you wave to Steve Guttenberg, he may or may not wave back, depending on the situation, if he saw you, and how he feels at the time.

Steve Guttenberg think that iMacs look neat, but he's just never got around to using one.

If you want to be friends with Steve Guttenberg, it helps if you have similar interests and enjoy the same types of activities that he does.

As a child, Steve Guttenberg asked his parents if he could have a pet dog. His parents agreed because they thought a pet would teach Steve about responsibility.

Once Steve Guttenberg gave a friend a ride to the airport. He wished his friend well and wondered if it was the apporpriate situation to give his friend a hug and tell him good luck. Before Steve could make up his mind, his friend had already entered the airport because he was running a little behind. Steve drove home while listening to a few of his favorite radio stations.

Steve Guttenberg has used a telephone for all of his adult life, but he doesn't understand exactly how they work.

Fool Steve Guttenberg once, shame on Steve Guttenberg. Fool Steve Guttenberg twice and you'll start to wonder if you will be able to fool him a third time.

Despite the old childrens rhyme, Steve Guttenberg will occassionally step on cracks.

When he was 10, Steve Guttenberg was warned by his mother to wear a coat outside or he'll catch a cold. 2 days later, Steve caught a cold. Steve now eagerly takes advice from those who offer it to him.

Sometimes Steve Guttenberg considers growing a moustache, because he thinks Tom Selleck looks dashing.

Steve Guttenberg would watch the show Friends more often if his favorite character, Gunther, was involved in more of the stories. Oh, that Gunther!

Steve Guttenberg has cried himself to sleep many times but never for the same reason.

Steve Guttenburg does not know who let the dogs out.