Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Porn and Pony Show

Its official: I take a poop between 9:10- 9:20 each morning. I dont know why I decided to post this tidbit. I guess Im just kinda excited because it means Im regular. Thats pretty cool.

So I had 2 totally weird and unconnected dreams last night...or so I thought.

The first one, I was looking everywhere for the names of the first series of My Little Ponies. I could remember Blossom, Cotton Candy, Butterscotch, Bluebell, and Snuzzle... but that was all. I was wandering through West Edmonton Mall and couldnt find the other ponies anywhere. [I guess because it was in WEM I should really count that dream as a nightmare. I hate that place] Finally, I decided to give up and just go bungee jumping instead.

The next dream occurred after Jer woke me up at 330Am to ask me what time it was. Man does that shit piss me off. Look yourself for gawd sakes.

Anyway, I was in Vegas with Jeremy and my gay best friend and we were wandering around in what resembled the REd Light district in Amsterdam. After we walked around for a while a guy asked me if I was interested in making some money. WE all decided it was a good idea...and I was given these red thigh high boots and red wig and taken to my window. I dont actually recall if i made any money....as the next part of my dream involved me being at the beach...

Anyways, so this morning Im still thinking about the pony question and decide to google it... and come across this link
Apparently I am not the only one who has pondered both MLP and the sex trade at the same time.


Ps. This is the ponies I missed: Minty



PPS. I only got 6 out of 12 on that quiz.

5 comments:

CBK said...

You know, you're really onto something there, with the Amserdam Red Light District idea. That would make a great Vegas resort, like Paris or the Venetian. And since prostitution is legal, it's all set up. It's a goldmine, I tell you! Make sure no one steals that idea from you.

The Lily said...

I miss my little ponies. Especially on shittay days like today.

Cindy said...

8 out of 12!

I have a baby mlp on my desk to cheer me up.

JuicyA said...

All my ponies are at my parents' house-- but I do have a pokey, and hes kinda like a mlp

Anonymous said...

Hey, Blossom was my little pony.. but you did have that really cool pony stable... sweet

Lemon