Shrooms: The diet supplement

Since Ive been doing the old diet/exercise/food monitoring shit over the last 6 weeks [ ps. Ive lost 6 llbs. woot.] Ive been increasing the protein that i eat and reducing the carbs. [ yeah-- i know i should be eliminating the carbs, but fuck it. life is too short to worry about 4g of carbs in my granola bar...] Anyhoo, i keep eating this protein shit powder. Ive switched between whey and veggie protein...but it doesnt matter. This stuff is digusting.

Today, while i tried to bury some of the chalky powdered hell into my yogurt, i thought of something. This is EXACTLY what i do when i take magic mushrooms.

I stuff it in twinkies, mix it in tomato or orange juice, hide it in pudding and yogurt. And you have to do it, because despite the obvious benefits, it tastes fucking horrible and you cant just chow it down or add it to water without gagging.

So here is my conspiracy theory [ ever notice i have these usually on Fridays when avoiding work?].... mushrooms, especially the psiylocibin kind, are good vegetable protein. Im doing myself a favour by consuming them and not horrible carb ridden drugs like uh, cocaine ( blow is so tasty-- theres gotta be carbs in there somewhere).

So magic mushrooms, you have Juicy's seal of approval for being good healthy shit!



Dont you wanna get shrooms now too? Theyre good for you! Just dont forget the chocolate pudding!