RIP Texas

There has been a death at the Intersection of 13 and 13. We are all deeply saddened by the untimely loss ( but likely no one more than me)of Texas. For those of you who didnt know him, its hard to convey how much he really and truly meant to me. We spent a lot of special time together...especially when i was unemployed and had nothing else to do. He was there for me when i was single..when i was in less than satisfying relationships (I was calling on him twice a day when i was dating Mila)...and for times that i just needed a little something more.

Texas was my vibrator.

He was named after the saying "Dont mess with Texas" cuz you surely did not want to get in the way between me and my 6 inches of blue plastic heaven. On Tuesday, he just sputtered and quit... i changed his batteries...but it was too late. He was gone.

He is survived by the other dwellers in the green suitcase thats under my bed ( the contents of which i will not get into in this sad sad time). He will be missed.