Work is making me crazy. So hectic I dont have time to waste time on blogging and commenting on everyone elses. So Im going to write this post throughout the day when I have a chance between [or if they are boring me, during] client meetings and see what i get.
1. Ive been a gym nut since January 15, averaging 4-5 visits per week with 2 usually being with my trainer. At my first visit i weighed myself. I was very disappointed. Yesterday I weighed myself again. I weigh exactly the fucking same amount. And am still disappointed.
Maybe I shoulda done before and after pics to see if there has been a change or see if maybe Ive gone down inches somewhere [like my ass/thighs/stomach]. I feel very underwhelmed about this. Like I just was awarded the trophy that says "Winning personality" or "Participant" on everyone gets a trophy day.
2. Speaking of fat people, [haha] I had a flashback yesterday to a website I used to go to on a near daily basis back in 1996: Fat Chicks in Party Hats. I saw two larger people making out yesterday and I got "Miguel"'s voice in my head. Hello Fatty are You stuck to the Butterfat? [If you dont know why thats funny...then go to the site...first be offended, then slightly amused, then offended again, then think its comedy gold.] There are now 39 pages of "pork discovery". I think when i was addicted to the site there was only 25.
3. Im annoyed that FCIPH has porn ads on it. Y'know what would suck? If you had a secret webcam porn identity, and one day you were surfing the old interweb with your BF and lo and behold, there you were as the "slut of the month" over at collegecamsluts.com. Yikes. Luckily I got that injunction against college cam sluts so they wont post my pics anymore.
4. I bet i get some hits over "college cam sluts" and likely "slut of the month".
5. I think Id rather be awarded "slut of the month" over "participant" at Everyone gets a trophy day...unless it was like the lawyer awards or something. Although think of the job offers Id get.
6. I think Im going to make myself an award and put it on my desk at work. What should it be? Anyone else want one? Im taking orders. Its Every Commenter gets a trophy day here at thg Intersection 13x13.
6. Whoa... I better stop this post before it gets stupider. I believe using the word 'stupider' actually just crossed the line.
7. Seriously, Taking orders, just click below.
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yeah, i'm less then impressed with the gym myself.. i think its time i stop going and stop paying.. i'm noticing no difference since december.. although i guess one could say i didn't put on any christmas weight?
but yeah..
i'm down with them not adverting.. i hate seeing my GF's on other sites..
LOL, ok that has never happened to me, par say, but i did run accross an add once for some site using a very old picture of myself, i had to click it.. and then email them.. it was very weird.
peace
I love the word stupider...and I think I've used it often enough to make it a real word. So there.
I've lost 11 pounds and one belt notch over three weeks eating less and running 4-5 times a week. Can I get a cool trophy?
CBK: Yeah...for being a bastard ... [joking]
Itchy: "Successful Implementation of the Word "stupider""
Serfx: " Best Reluctant Spokesmodel"
Fat chicks in party hats is blocked as porn for me at work...
good thing, I don't think I could stand to see that picture of myself again...
cinders: I thought that girl in the Adult Friend Finder add looked familiar...
Cinders:
"For Dilligently Providing Half-Nude Entertainment to the Blogging Public"
CBK: "Excellence in Living Healthy, Losing Weight, and Successfully Pissing the Rest of Us Off"
maybe i should try out for "canada's next top model"
sure i'm not you know, thin, a chick, or even remotly a model, but seriously, what else am i supposed to do once i finish my 3rd degree? actually get a job.. oh i think not.
I'd like an award for apathy.
Then again, maybe not.....
I can't decide.
I'd like an award for showing up. Isn't showing up a big part of it?
Has anything changed at all? Sometimes when you are building muscle and getting rid of fat you stay the same/gain weight. How do you think you look?
because then otherwise you might have to lay off the Nutella. And that would be truly tragic.
I had forgotten that fat chicks site existed.
I remember getting my chubby feelings hurt by it five years ago.
I think I'll be okay.
No, really. Don't worry, it's cool.
IT'S COOL, DAMMIT!!!
Muscle is heavier than fat. As for me, I've kept the New Year's resolution going as well and I can see changes in my shoulders and upper body and that's all that matters to me. The situps have made the belly smaller, and for that, that's all that matters.
I too hate scales. They so negate progress.
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