Sometimes it does feel like Im locked in a trailer...

There is actually a worse way to wake up than from the squawking of birds outside-- listening to the dog go to town on his privates. He just WOULD- NOT- STOP- LICKING-THEM. Eventually, we had to banish him from the bedroom. But seriously, are they soo tasty that you have to do it for over an hour? At 600am?

Yes, I just blogged about my dog licking his own dick. Deal with it.

Speaking of dealing with it [good segue-- that guy on Last Comic Standing really was funny, wasnt he?], I did something yesterday which I swore I would never do. I did it, survived it, and maybe even enjoyed it too.... I went to a vegetarian restaurant. Now, as you may guess, we didnt know it was sans-meat when we went there..and it was only until after we ordered our drinks that i saw that it had 'vegetarian cuisine' written on the top of the menu. [I still poured over the menu, though, looking for something with bacon or chicken added]

It was east indian cuisine and yeah, you can make a chick pea or a potato taste pretty good when its covered in chutney and curry. However, on the way home, I had to buy a pound of chuck roast and eat it raw to re-meatify myself. [no i didnt...but what a great image, hey?]

Speaking of meat [ uhh, that one wasnt as seamless] I have another brief due on Tuesday that I need to work on. I cant escape...this cartoon said it all to me this morning [thanks to Married to the Sea ]



(read what the guy in the top right panel is saying... just click to see it bigger)