2. Im getting fat because im a bad person. Bad person = not going to the gym more than once a week and eating copious amounts of chocolate.
3. Jeremy and Digit have decided that i will never get to sleep a whole night through ever again. Im not sure their reasoning for it, but seriously....between Jer coming to bed every night at 2 am and then, when he does go to sleep, his rusling and talking...and Digit having to rearrange his bed and jump up and shake every hour or so, its getting to be a little much. I think i may offer to sleep in Digit's kennel from now on. Maybe then ill get some sleep.
Me and one of the meddlesome beasts i live with
4 comments:
You & Digit have matching green eyes!
You're not on Punk'd. You're Ally McBeal.
Don't let digit sleep in your bedroom with you.. you'll end up like your folks...
Digit makes you absolutely gorgeous, hot, uber desireable, a cut above, lushious, and someone I just like. I am so sorry that you suffer as a lawyer. I couldn't do it, and the country would be lawless. So thank you for the sacrifice. Later, and stay sexy!
JD does the same thing. Every hour or so he wakes up, crawls out of bed, shakes his head so his ears make a propeller noise, then climbs back into bed.
What a dick.
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