Another Friday where I am basically watching the fucking clock until I can go home, get pretty, and get my frickin drink on.
I had a meeting downtown at noon. I was walking past this street where all the tourists stop and take pictures [ honestly i have no idea why. its just a street that has no cars on it people. sheesh]with 2 other lawyers i know. I turned just as these 2 guys began snapping pictures of the less than exciting street. I saw them, put my hand in front of my face and in my best Lindsay Lohan voice I yelled:
GODDAMN YOU YOU STUPID PAPPARAZZO! LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!
And then i continued with the conversation i was having with the 2 lawyers without missing a beat. The one dude, a guy who is prolly 45 and bills 600/hour kept talking like it never happened. Brilliant.
Did I mention Im taking Lacrosse camp next week? Fucking awesome. Its being put on by the local Lacrosse team the Roughnecks. It should totally rule.
Eva's feeling better. She received 8 staples yesterday in her little face. She now has one more piercing than i do. Tramp.
Hour and a half to go...
1 comment:
"paparazzo," brilliant.
Poor girl. Did you say what it was that set Digi off?
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