Im super unmotivated lately. I think because my blogging energy is going into my food diary that im supposed to keep to see how many calories im eating. If you ever want the joy to be drained from your life, start keeping track of little facts like the 1/2 teaspoon of mayonnaise on your sammich is 97 calories. Or the 20 minutes you did on the elliptical only burned half of that granola bar you ate for breaky.
On a totally superficial note, I have a giant zit on my face and i really think it affects my work. Im always wondering if someone is staring at it when they are talking to me. It could cost someone if I made a zit-phobia based error. Maybe i should go home.
Speaking of superficial, someone sent me this:
She's right. Like I totally should spend my day at the salon and stop working. I should make Jer go to college.
My fave line: Im not saying boys should have the life of work and distress because they are humans but they need to work to have a good life because obviously their wives wont be bringing home the money.
Amen, sister.
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My Fave Line: "...I dont think college is necessary...." Apparently, punctuation isn't necessary either.
What else is sad is that she is a staff reporter-- so she is employed as a writer for this paper. Not just some loony who wrote a letter in, an employee. ( who obviously didnt go to school for journalism)
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I'm assuming that's a tongue in cheek article ... right? RIGHT?!?
Lynzee? Apparently her parents are retarded as well.
(This has gotta be the Onion. Please god, I hope it is.)
I'm glad I'm not the only one pissed off over that whole "old blogger" business. Fuckers. Stop calling me old!
Is it a high school paper? Please god let it be a high school paper.
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