Thats right Im the last one standing and another one bites the dust...

( I have Hollaback girl in my head. No surprise there. )

This is the film that has been making parking and living in my neighbourhood difficult. Its been a frickin member from Saved by the Bell and a fucking teenage witch. Not even anyone id consider stalking. Jerks. I can wait for it to be on TV and to suck.

So for the peeps who would like to try to change my banner, I think this is the picture Id like to use:



To the sucessful banner maker, I will send a very special Calgary Prize pack...consisting of things that makes Calgary the perfect hell hole that it is. Good Luck!

( ps. I still havent sent out Christmas cards-- so Im instead sending those lucky patrons Valentines Day presents...)

Yesterday I was at Safeway at 700 pm...and lemme tell you, there are some weeeird dudes hanging out in the 15 items or less line. From my brief survey of the 3 express lines I saw the following:

- A dude buying 12, one litre yogurts. What do you think he needs them for? Yogurt bath?

-A man buying nothing but candy... including gummi worms, chocolate, sours, etc...and a card about understanding someone's 'Sense of loss' ( healthy grieving, i guess)

- A man buying rubber gloves and an industrial sized roll of plastic wrap..uh, Plastic fetish?

- Another guy buying only butter and ben gay rubbing ointment. ( by this time I started wondering if Thursday was strange food fetish night at the grocery store...)

-A girl buying 10 bags of doritos....and a bunch of SlimFast diet bars.

- A chick giggling uncontrollably and buying chicken soup, tomatoes, zuchini, and mushrooms ( that was me)